death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal
someone please make this
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?
me: sure do! 8:15
cute girl on the street: thanks
me: so what are we?
when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs
the deep sea terrifies me and so do the southern united states
im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*